For some dumb reason, I didn’t check my Perfect Cock emails this morning — and only got around to it this afternoon. To my absolute shock, sitting there bold as brass in my inbox was an email from C4S titled: “You’ve Made a Sale.”
I had to read it twice.
The clip? One of my personal favourites — the one where I stroke myself off until I erupt with a proper Peter North-style load, also captured from above with my trusty GoPro (how romantic). It was raw, real, and clearly hit the spot for someone out there.
Honestly, I was so shocked I had to crack open a beer to calm down — which, let’s face it, probably wiped out the profit from that first sale. Worth it. A wank is most likely on the cards too!
If the buyer happens to be following this blog, I want to say a massive THANK YOU. You’ve genuinely made my day. It’s a wild feeling making money from something so personal — and it’s proof that the empire is slowly rising.
Onward and upward.
— Alex